Pizza vs. Diamonds

April 2, 2018

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The Difference Between Diamonds and Pizza

We came across this whimsical graphic by Tim Searfoss. Couldn’t help but share it. Email your comments to [email protected] and we will add it to the list.

Similarities:

• We love both diamonds and pizza. Both make people happy.

• Both give people instant gratification.

• The best of both are in New York City.

Differences:

• With pizza you pay for more inclusions. Extra inclusions in diamonds? Not too good.

• A thick & crunchy girdle is considered good in pizza, but is very unsightly in a diamond.

• A nice long pavilion makes for a good pizza, but it makes a diamond face up dark.

• Too much pizza can make you ill. You can never have too many diamonds.

• Pizza doesn’t last forever. A diamond generally does.

• It takes millions of years for a diamond to form. It takes about 3 minutes for pizza.

• Diamonds can be resold if you no longer want them.

• You can’t propose with a pizza. Or can you?

• You can’t wear a pizza.

• Diamonds won’t add to your waistline.

Some comments:

• Seems kinda cheesy to me.

• I like the princess cut (Sicilian pizza)